littleladyghoul:

daggertwat:

shes perfect

Fun fact about this photo: I was smiling and laughing because the page I opened the book to had naked people on it. I am a child.

littleladyghoul:

daggertwat:

shes perfect

Fun fact about this photo: I was smiling and laughing because the page I opened the book to had naked people on it. I am a child.

hotelmario:

All these “cuddle and play video games” date ideas are weak. We’re playing mario kart double dash, cuddling is a distraction. Im here to win

zapidos:

My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

bedsafely:

killyhawk:

killyhawk:

Shopping for clothes when you have big boobs is normally really annoying esp when you like drapey things or want something that cinches at the waist cause you always get stuff like this

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when the hell did this get over a thousand notes

Christ this speaks to me on an emotional level 

Okay, but now we need a few pictures of what having small boobs is like in department stores.

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lightbringing-fallen-angel:

kennedyclintonkat:

brella:

tragic backstories explain bad deeds but they do not excuse them

  • tragic backstories explain bad deeds but they do not excuse them

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lameust:

dw:

When someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

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bonespanek:

tastier:

(18+)

what kind of damn trees are you posting that you need to be 18+ to see

bonespanek:

tastier:

(18+)

what kind of damn trees are you posting that you need to be 18+ to see

veralynn23:

Maskull Lasserre - Anatomical Sculptures

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shipsnotdrugs:

so my friend and i were home alone and naturally we ordered a pizza

we had a simple request

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so when the doorbell rang we were super excited but our delivery person was this really confused old guy

he was like, “i’m sorry, but i don’t know what the heck a TARDIS is, so i drew the closest thing i could think of”

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he drew us a tortoise

god bless this man

i gave him a twenty and told him to keep the change

starxapple:

a little girl in the grocery store just asked me if i was a princess because my dress was pretty and i said everyone’s a princess and she pointed to her dad and asked if he was a princess too and her dad said yep its true im a princess and she looked so happy idk it was adorable

kentmcfuller:

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man